Best Impression of a Waitress: Jolie & Kristina.  They dumping, but y’all picked up their tips.

Tall AND Short at the same time: Jules.  Being tall enough to reach up and push the ball over, but short enough not to be called.

Best Smart Hitting: Victoria.  You hit to the deep right corner and their libero kept on passing, then you changed and hit deep LEFT corner and got points.  Great adjustment.

Best Block and Put Back: Camilla.  You blocked them, but the ball just stayed there.  Then your hit back said “Git the heck back!” which resulted in a kill.

Best Combination of Category: Jordyn.  A block, push back and kill at the same time.  In the middle, blocked, pushed and directed the ball back onto their court.

Best Back Row Hits: Jolie.  Holy Moly.  That must have been one of the hardest hits all season.  Then the one that you hit flying in from where our front row players were ready to free-ball it over.  Then, there was the one that you hit deep corner.  Just…. holy moly.

Best Deep Corner Hits: Julia, Kristina, Victoria.  Nice nice nice!

Best Statement Point.  Jolie.  Hard topspin, deep left corner.  CLEAN ACE on GAME POINT for the win.

Best Golf Imitations: Julia and Kristina for hitting the T.  Jules serving to a T.

Best Tumbling Float Serve: Victoria.  You launched a float serve that hat just a little bit of top spin.  The ball just kept on sinking.  The passer tracked the ball well and recognized it as a high float.  She set her feet, but the ball just kept on sinking.  As a result, she barely got a hand on it.

Hardest Angles: Kristina and Elsie.  The 2nd ball was set very wide, you were smart and hit the balls just within your respective antennas.

Best Passing Adjustment: Jolie.  In between sets, you adjusted your platform and 100% of your passes were on point.

Hardest Middle Hits: Jordyn, hitting deep left corner.  So hard that both defenders were late as the ball bounced by them.

Bridge Kills: Julia, Jordyn, Elsie.

Best 2nd ball kills: Kristina, Jolie.  Way to be aggressive and take the opportunity to hit a ball that would have been trouble.

Best 70s Impression: Krisina.  Your hustle scared and then impressed the coach for the working team.  “Yea, that’s the play.”  as you went sliding towards the scoring table.

Best Smart Serve: Victoria.  Deep Deep deep and then … you pulled the string for a short and an ace.  Awesome.

Best Girl Scout: Jolie.  Hits the ball and causes a campfire.

Best Gravity Defying Combination: The pass was shanked and Jules reached out as far as she could with a closed fist, to levitate the ball just high enough for Kristina to kill it.

Best Thumper impression: Jolie, for absolutely thumping the hits.

Best Smart Tips: Jordyn for finding the holes in their defense.

Best Forrest Gump Impression: Jules for running around all day to track down the passes.